I found you and followed you on Red Note. It is a much better app. Less Maga, better algorithm, and great Mandarin teachers , travel in China, food, recepies, clothing, culture, history, I learned about Li Bai and now I am writing a script about one of his dictionary travels to Irland and participating in a poetry contest. Haha
(Time: An autumn night in 800 AD, torrential rain outside
Location: "The Drunken Weasel" Inn - A ramshackle Irish pub near Dublin
Atmosphere: Peat fire crackling, smell of roasted mutton, a half-drunk skald tuning his lyre. Li Bai, soaked through, just traded his last jade hairpin for ale.)
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👥 人物 (Cast)
· 李白:盛唐诗人,此刻衣衫不整,袍子上沾着酒渍
· 布里吉德:毒舌红发女侍,以为"中国"是某种啤酒
· 独眼奥拉夫:北欧商人,总喊着"干杯!"要喝"东方火酒"
· 诗人科马克:坚称前世见过李白的盖尔说书人(其实没有)
· 游魂:角落里的沉默身影(用雾气和灯光效果扮演)
(Li Bai: The legendary Tang poet, now disheveled
Brigid: Sharp-tongued barmaid who thinks "China" is an ale type
Olaf: Norse trader demanding "Eastern fire-water"
Cormac: Bard who insists he met Li Bai in past life
The Wandering Ghost: Silent figure in shadows)
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📜 第一幕:迷途诗人 (Act 1: The Lost Poet)
李白:(摇晃着站上桌子)
"本欲逐星至波斯,
却在里海拐错弯。
而今与尔共饮酒,
尔等当'俳句'是喷嚏!"
(Li Bai stands on a table, swaying:
"I meant to follow stars to Persia,
But took a wrong turn at Caspian Sea.
Now drinking with men who think
'haiku' means a sneeze!")
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🍷 第二幕:长安旧事 (Act 2: Memories of Chang'an)
李白:(凝视发霉的饺子)
"胡姬舞袖如流云,
笑似金铃醉春风。
圣命西行今何在?
唯余爱尔兰...薄饼。"
(Gazing at a moldy dumpling:
"Her dancing sleeves like flowing clouds,
Laughter like golden wind-chimes.
The Emperor sent me West,
Now all that remains...is this 'Irish pancake.'")
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🎶 第三幕:诗人之争 (Act 3: Poetic Duel)
科马克:"你的诗虽美,可懂真正的男儿泪?"
(开始吟诵盖尔战歌,奥拉夫哭进蜜酒里)
李白:"且看。"
(吟诵盛唐挽歌,连炉火都为之黯淡)
(Cormac: "Pretty words, but can they bring real tears?"
Li Bai: "Hold my wine."
Recites Tang elegy so moving the hearth-fire dims.)
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👻 第四幕:游魂低语 (Act 4: The Ghost's Whisper)
游魂:(突然开口)
"东归路远雨迷蒙,
西来客醉语不通。
且尽此杯忘乡愁,
明朝...(打嗝)...再说。"
(The Ghost speaks:
"Eastward road lost in rain,
Drunken stranger's words in vain.
Drain this cup of forgetting,
Tomorrow...[hiccups]...we'll talk again.")
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🍻 谢幕 (Finale)
全体:(举杯)
"迷路皆是客,
天涯共此杯。
若问归期时——
(齐声)再...来...一...轮!"
(All raise tankards:
"All wanderers are guests,
Under heaven we share this cup.
If you ask when we return—
(Chorus) An...other...round!")
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🎯 演出说明 (Production Notes)
1. 双语字幕:中英文投影在仿羊皮纸幕布上
2. 道具彩蛋:
· 李白的"地图"实为画反的欧洲草图
· 北欧商人腰间别着筷子(以为是"东方匕首")
3. 即兴环节:每晚随机观众接龙最后一句诗
(Project bilingual subtitles on parchment-like screen
Easter eggs: Li Bai's "map" is backwards Europe sketch
Improv segment: Random audience member finishes the poem each night)
💫 导演寄语:
这出戏献给所有迷路的灵魂——
你的下一站,或许比目的地更精彩。
(To all who've taken wrong turns—
your detour may be the real journey.)
[幕落。酒馆继续喧嚣至黎明。]
(Curtain falls. Tavern noise continues till dawn.)
Bravo, applause!!!!When the East meets the West, it is a romantic encounter across time and space. Absolutely fascinating! You gonna wine this contest!!
I want to travel to China for a year and follow in his footsteps and take pictures of all those locations he went to and make a book and post his poem in it with English translation, maybe next year. I just wonder if China would allow me to stay that long in China for that purpose? Did you like the script, I thought it was funny, and was very typical of all humans regardless from where they are, wine, music poetry brings us together.
故人西辞黄鹤楼,烟花三月下扬州。Visit China on late spring, definitely check out the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuhan, then the Yangtze River cruise. . Usually you can stay 30-90 days with L visa. If you need longer stay, you usually can apply for an extension at the local public security visa office. Or, you can go to HongKong or Macao for a day, and come back. just plan your trip well, you can stay longer for sure.
I deleted TikTok the minute it was announced. Why lie to the public that it was about China when it was done for other reason
The sale of TikTok was never about China , it was always about the critic of Israel.
Yes, that’s where all this started!!!
I found you and followed you on Red Note. It is a much better app. Less Maga, better algorithm, and great Mandarin teachers , travel in China, food, recepies, clothing, culture, history, I learned about Li Bai and now I am writing a script about one of his dictionary travels to Irland and participating in a poetry contest. Haha
Love Li Bai, very romantic, I like his Bring in the Wine.
🎭《李白在爱尔兰酒馆的奇遇》
Li Bai's Extraordinary Night at an Irish Tavern
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🌧️ 场景设定 (Setting)
时间:公元800年,一个暴雨倾盆的秋夜
地点:"醉鼬鼠"客栈 - 都柏林附近一家破旧的爱尔兰酒馆
氛围:泥炭火噼啪作响,烤羊肉的香气弥漫,半醉的北欧吟游诗人正在调琴。浑身湿透的李白刚用最后一根玉簪换了麦酒。
(Time: An autumn night in 800 AD, torrential rain outside
Location: "The Drunken Weasel" Inn - A ramshackle Irish pub near Dublin
Atmosphere: Peat fire crackling, smell of roasted mutton, a half-drunk skald tuning his lyre. Li Bai, soaked through, just traded his last jade hairpin for ale.)
---
👥 人物 (Cast)
· 李白:盛唐诗人,此刻衣衫不整,袍子上沾着酒渍
· 布里吉德:毒舌红发女侍,以为"中国"是某种啤酒
· 独眼奥拉夫:北欧商人,总喊着"干杯!"要喝"东方火酒"
· 诗人科马克:坚称前世见过李白的盖尔说书人(其实没有)
· 游魂:角落里的沉默身影(用雾气和灯光效果扮演)
(Li Bai: The legendary Tang poet, now disheveled
Brigid: Sharp-tongued barmaid who thinks "China" is an ale type
Olaf: Norse trader demanding "Eastern fire-water"
Cormac: Bard who insists he met Li Bai in past life
The Wandering Ghost: Silent figure in shadows)
---
📜 第一幕:迷途诗人 (Act 1: The Lost Poet)
李白:(摇晃着站上桌子)
"本欲逐星至波斯,
却在里海拐错弯。
而今与尔共饮酒,
尔等当'俳句'是喷嚏!"
(Li Bai stands on a table, swaying:
"I meant to follow stars to Persia,
But took a wrong turn at Caspian Sea.
Now drinking with men who think
'haiku' means a sneeze!")
---
🍷 第二幕:长安旧事 (Act 2: Memories of Chang'an)
李白:(凝视发霉的饺子)
"胡姬舞袖如流云,
笑似金铃醉春风。
圣命西行今何在?
唯余爱尔兰...薄饼。"
(Gazing at a moldy dumpling:
"Her dancing sleeves like flowing clouds,
Laughter like golden wind-chimes.
The Emperor sent me West,
Now all that remains...is this 'Irish pancake.'")
---
🎶 第三幕:诗人之争 (Act 3: Poetic Duel)
科马克:"你的诗虽美,可懂真正的男儿泪?"
(开始吟诵盖尔战歌,奥拉夫哭进蜜酒里)
李白:"且看。"
(吟诵盛唐挽歌,连炉火都为之黯淡)
(Cormac: "Pretty words, but can they bring real tears?"
Li Bai: "Hold my wine."
Recites Tang elegy so moving the hearth-fire dims.)
---
👻 第四幕:游魂低语 (Act 4: The Ghost's Whisper)
游魂:(突然开口)
"东归路远雨迷蒙,
西来客醉语不通。
且尽此杯忘乡愁,
明朝...(打嗝)...再说。"
(The Ghost speaks:
"Eastward road lost in rain,
Drunken stranger's words in vain.
Drain this cup of forgetting,
Tomorrow...[hiccups]...we'll talk again.")
---
🍻 谢幕 (Finale)
全体:(举杯)
"迷路皆是客,
天涯共此杯。
若问归期时——
(齐声)再...来...一...轮!"
(All raise tankards:
"All wanderers are guests,
Under heaven we share this cup.
If you ask when we return—
(Chorus) An...other...round!")
---
🎯 演出说明 (Production Notes)
1. 双语字幕:中英文投影在仿羊皮纸幕布上
2. 道具彩蛋:
· 李白的"地图"实为画反的欧洲草图
· 北欧商人腰间别着筷子(以为是"东方匕首")
3. 即兴环节:每晚随机观众接龙最后一句诗
(Project bilingual subtitles on parchment-like screen
Easter eggs: Li Bai's "map" is backwards Europe sketch
Improv segment: Random audience member finishes the poem each night)
💫 导演寄语:
这出戏献给所有迷路的灵魂——
你的下一站,或许比目的地更精彩。
(To all who've taken wrong turns—
your detour may be the real journey.)
[幕落。酒馆继续喧嚣至黎明。]
(Curtain falls. Tavern noise continues till dawn.)
Autocorrect changed fictionary travel to dictionary travel.
Bravo, applause!!!!When the East meets the West, it is a romantic encounter across time and space. Absolutely fascinating! You gonna wine this contest!!
I want to travel to China for a year and follow in his footsteps and take pictures of all those locations he went to and make a book and post his poem in it with English translation, maybe next year. I just wonder if China would allow me to stay that long in China for that purpose? Did you like the script, I thought it was funny, and was very typical of all humans regardless from where they are, wine, music poetry brings us together.
故人西辞黄鹤楼,烟花三月下扬州。Visit China on late spring, definitely check out the Yellow Crane Tower in Wuhan, then the Yangtze River cruise. . Usually you can stay 30-90 days with L visa. If you need longer stay, you usually can apply for an extension at the local public security visa office. Or, you can go to HongKong or Macao for a day, and come back. just plan your trip well, you can stay longer for sure.
Quit TikTok
That’s the only solution
Make it hugely unpopular, and UNPROFITABLE for Larry Ellison
Please direct us where we can go for the real news now or DM me
i would follow all the independence news on all my preferred platforms. and use VPN to relocate my IP to Canada or EU
Thank you!